GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
