Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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