hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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