yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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