TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
