He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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