Have you finally orgasmed yet?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't think brook has ever known best
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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