I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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