either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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