just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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