I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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