Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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