Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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