But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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