This girl is more easily done than said...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize