But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
God, I missed his penis.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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