Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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