we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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