he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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