what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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