I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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