Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
