Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
