so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'm really busy with my period
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