have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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