That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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