I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
