Where is the hickey?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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