are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We have started to decorate penises.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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