Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
bring money and cleavage
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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