don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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