she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
