Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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