i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Houston, we have a squirter
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
