I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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