So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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