My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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