what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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