dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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