Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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