Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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