Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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