is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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