just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
