It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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