Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am puke
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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