So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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