you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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