dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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