Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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