she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Life is so much better after having sex.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
