You don't have asthma, your pregnant
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Dick very happy bro
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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