The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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