she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i think im in europe. pls send help
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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