Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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