i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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