grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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