If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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